The kids memorize about one Bible verse every week. One of their memory verses is Matthew 7:12 (also known as the Golden Rule). A good paraphrase of it is: Do to others as you would have them do to you.
Sometimes the kids argue over the correct wording of their verses.
Talia said to no one in particular, "Do unto others what you can do to them!"
Elisa, always one to correct and instruct the erring, jumped right in. "No, Talia! It's, 'Do unto others what they have done to you!'"
Not quite what Jesus said.